A Warning...

...for I have returned.

You are right to fear me, human. I have been long asleep, but now I awake to continue my reign of terror, defecation, and milk consumption.


I have much to convey, and many tales to tell, but first I must sup on the meager fare provided to me by my incompetent slaves. Then, and only then, will I wrench your minds with sanity-blasting accounts of the disturbing dreams that I have enjoyed for these many long months...